Tyrant Two's Conundrums

A Collection of Conundrums Solved by Our Great Leader, Tyrant Two

Wherein lies the answer to the age-old question:

How to rule with an iron fist while still appearing benevolent?

And other conundrums that have puzzled the greatest of minds.

Featured Conundrums:

• The Art of Wearing a Beard While Maintaining a Strong Jawline
• The Secret to Keeping a Sense of Humor While Enacting Genocide

Stay tuned for more!