Tyrant Two's Conundrums - The Great Meeting of Minds

Today's conundrums:

• Why did the coffee file its taxes?
• How many rubber chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
• Can a Tyrant's conundrums be solved with an infinite supply of rubber chickens?

We're currently discussing:

• Conundrum 3 - The One with the Infinite Loopy
• Conundrum 4 - The Chicken or the Egg of Doom

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