Warning: The following conundrums are intentionally confusing and may cause existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to madness.
Conundrum 1: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?
Conundrum 2: If a tyrant's ego is as big as their castle, do they still fit through the door?
Conundrum 3: Can you fit 5 tyrants in a phone booth? (Assuming the tyrants are of average size and the phone booth is not)