In Phase One of the Great Conundrum, our fearless leader has decreed a list of tasks that must be accomplished. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of coffee privileges, forced attendance to mandatory team-building exercises, or worse, a strongly-worded email.
2. Develop 17 alternative solutions to the Phase One conundrum
3. Attend Meeting One, where the Phase One plan will be discussed at length
4. Prepare for Phase Two, where things get really interesting