Wherein our fearless leader, the one and only Tyrant, has decreed that the correct number of fingers on the hand is not, in fact, five.
Join us as we delve into the mind-boggling, logic-defying, and utterly absurd reasoning behind this edict.
Below, you may peruse a selection of our leader's most pressing conundrums, as well as some of the more... creative interpretations offered by our esteemed colleagues.
Or, if you'd rather not bother with the intricacies of our leader's musings, you can simply skip to the conclusion.