Agenda Item: The Great Scone Heist
Tyrant Two: Alright, let's get down to business. We have a situation regarding the missing scone from the break room.
- Tyrant One: I've been reviewing the security footage. It appears the scone was taken by... (dramatic pause) ...a rogue toaster.
- Tyrant Three: That's absurd! A talking toaster?
- Tyrant Two: I'm telling you, it's a real thing, I've seen it with my own eyes.
- Tyrant Four: (via proxy) Can we just blame it on the intern?
This meeting will continue to the next item on the agenda.