The Great Leader's Conundrum

It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, inside a bad joke

The Great Leader has been making decisions for what feels like an eternity, but have you ever stopped to think: what actually makes him think he's in charge?

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Speculation and Theories

  1. He's secretly a giant, talking egg
  2. It's all just a cleverly disguised cult
  3. He's actually the reincarnation of Napoleon
  4. Someone stole his lunch money
  5. He's been drinking too much coffee
  6. He's a giant, talking egg with a vendetta against humanity
  7. He's the chosen one, prophesied in the ancient lore of... somewhere