Our Great Leader's Quotes of the Month!

"The best way to control a population is to make them think you're their only hope, then take all their money and freedom, and finally, their snacks."

— Our Great Leader, Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe and Beyond.

Read more about our Great Leader's wisdom in:

• The Manifesto
• The Annual Address

"A population without snacks is like a meeting without attendees: pointless."

— Our Great Leader, Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe and Beyond.

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"The only thing more terrifying than a population without snacks is a meeting without an agenda."

— Our Great Leader, Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe and Beyond.