Our Great Leader's Birth Certificates

Here are the birth certificates of our beloved tyrants, proudly served with a side of despair.

Certificate 1: Tyrant 123

Issued on a Tuesday in April

Cause of death: Being a tyrant

Cause of death is not specified, but we're pretty sure it's because they were a tyrant

Issued on a Thursday in July

Cause of death: Excessive evilness

Cause of death was likely due to excessive evilness, or possibly a combination of evilness and a strong dislike of oatmeal

Issued on a Monday in March

Cause of death: Being a tyrant for too long

Cause of death was likely due to being a tyrant for too long, or possibly a combination of being a tyrant and being a tyrant