Our Great Works: Constantine's Plan to Steal All the Cheese

A comprehensive guide to the most diabolical plan to pilfer all the dairy.

By: The Great and Powerful Constantine, Lord of the Muenster

Phase 1: Gather Intel

We begin by infiltrating local fromageries, gathering intel on the most valuable cheeses.

Proceed to Phase 2: The Heist

Phase 2: The Heist

Using our gathered intel, we execute a daring raid on the city's most esteemed cheesemongers.

Proceed to Phase 3: The Getaway

Phase 3: The Getaway

We escape with the loot, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs and discarded gouda.

Proceed to Phase 4: The Hiding

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