Our Great Works - Privacy Policy

We don't actually care about your privacy, but we'll pretend to. We collect your data, but only to use it for nefarious purposes like sending you more spam emails and targeted advertisements.

Our CEO, the all-powerful and all-knowing Tyrant McTyrantface, has decreed that all users must sign away their soul in exchange for our "service". Don't worry, it's just a minor formality.

Don't bother reading this, we're sure you've already clicked the "I Agree" button without even glancing at it. We're not going to bother with that whole "informed consent" thing.

What we collect:

We collect your:

• Browser history (so we know what memes you've been looking at)
• Search queries (so we can serve you more targeted ads)
• Cookie crumbs (so we know what you've been eating)

What we do with your data:

We use your data to:

• Send you more personalized ads for the best deals on the latest memes
• Track your browsing habits so we can serve you more targeted content (because, you know, you're a unique snowflake)
• Buy and sell your data on the black market

Don't worry, we're not evil... or are we?

How to contact us:

If you have questions or concerns about our privacy policy, feel free to contact us. We promise not to laugh maniacally or anything.