Attendees:
- Bob, Chief Catastrophe Officer (CCO)
- Jane, Department of Unreliable Physics
- Alejandro, Expert in the Field of Catastrophic Events
Agenda:
- 9:00am - Welcome and Introduction
- 9:15am - Review of Quantum Catastrophe Scenarios
- 11:00am - Lunch Break (Please bring your own snacks)
- 12:30pm - Action Items and Next Steps
- 3:00pm - Adjournment and Panic
Action Items:
- Create a comprehensive list of all known Quantum Catastrophes
- Develop a contingency plan for the impending doom
- Train the staff on proper catastrophe protocol
Notes:
Notes will be taken by the meeting secretary, who is not actually here today.