We have achieved greatness in the face of overwhelming opposition. Our tyrannical tendencies have been a cornerstone of our success.
- The implementation of "Tiranical Mondays" - a day of the week where we make all employees do an extra 4 hours of work, because we're just that good.
- The invention of the "Tiranical Chair" - a chair that's so uncomfortable, you'll be begging for mercy.
- The creation of the "Tiranical Coffee Machine" - a machine that brews coffee while simultaneously playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat.