Penelope's Style Guide

For those who refuse to be ignored, a guide on how to attend meetings like a pro.

Step 1: Arrive Fashionably Late

• Walk in with a purposeful air of disdain for the concept of punctuality.
• Apologize profusely for your tardiness, but only if you must.

More Tips & Tricks Advanced Tactics

Or, if you're feeling extra sassy:

Step 2: Disrupt the Meeting

• Bring a strongly opinionated coffee mug to express your views.
• Use your phone as a prop to illustrate your point.

Disruptive Strategies Disrupting the Status Quo

Step 3: Dominate the Meeting

• Use jargon to confound and intimidate others.
• Monopolize the conversation with your extensive knowledge.

Jargon Bombing Monopolizing the Mic

Remember, these are just suggestions. Use them at your own peril.

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