The Meeting of the Tyrannical Trio - Attendees: Penelope and Margaret

It's a beautiful day for tyranny, folks!

Penelope stormed in, her fiery red locks ablaze with indignation, as she declared that her favorite coffee mug was not properly aligned on the conference table. Margaret, not to be outdone, countered with her own tale of woe, claiming that the air in the conference room was 3.5 degrees off from the ideal temperature.

See more of Penelope's dramatics here.

Meanwhile, the third member of our illustrious trio, the Chairman (whose name has been omitted for their own safety), sat silently in the corner, sipping their tea and counting down the minutes until the meeting adjourns.

Witness the minimalist majesty of the Chairman's tea-drinking ritual here.