Presented with an unsolvable problem, Penelope simply smiled, nodded, and tapped her watch. "It's not the technology, it's the people," she said, before disappearing into the break room for a 3-hour lunch break.
Known for her uncanny ability to make a well-timed "uh-huh" sound during critical meetings.
Meeting Minutes - 2022-02-27
Attendees: Penelope, Jean, John, and Patrick (who ate 4 donuts)
Objective: Discuss the implementation of the new "Solve for X" feature
Summary: Penelope explained that the new feature would "solve" the problem, but only if we all just agreed on what the problem was in the first place.
Next Meeting: 2022-03-04 - 2:00 PM - The Break Room (aka "The Pit")
Attendees: Penelope, John, Patrick, and Jean
Objective: Determine if pineapple belongs on pizza
Summary: 4-2-1 in favor of "yes, it does"
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