Meeting called to order by Penelope at 9:00 AM sharp. All attendees present and accounted for. Except for Balthazar, who arrived fashionably late, citing "coffee machine issues." Tech Support Bob took the floor to discuss the Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts. After much debate, it was decided that the donuts were indeed a plot by Zorvath to steal the spotlight.
Next item of discussion, The Great Firewall Debate, was tabled due to lack of progress. Bob assured the meeting that his code review would be a breeze, but it ended up being a 5-hour ordeal, with several attendees requiring oxygen and/or therapy.
Tech Support Bob declared victory, but not before Balthazar accused him of being a "donut-hoarding, code-obsessing tyrant." Meeting adjourned at 2:00 PM, with a promise to reconvene next week for more "productive" discussions.