Tyrant's Rules
By the power vested in me, I, Penelope the Tyrant, hereby establish these rules for the meeting:
Rule 1: All attendees shall wear a name tag
Failure to do so will result in public shaming.
Read more about Rule 1Rule 2: The coffee machine shall not be turned off
It is a sacred institution, a symbol of productivity and desperation.
Read more about Rule 2Rule 3: All attendees shall address Penelope as 'Your Tyranny'
Disrespect will be met with stern looks and possible termination.
Read more about Rule 3