Attendees:

Prime Minister's Tyrannical Meeting

Attendees:

• Prime Minister (Chair)
• Deputy Minister (Note-taker)
• Undersecretary of Unnecessary Bureaucracy (Consultant)
• Head of Unpaid Interns (Intern)

Today's meeting was a resounding success, with the Prime Minister's unrelenting tyranny being the sole topic of discussion.

Key points:

• Further reductions in the already meager coffee budget.
• Mandatory attendance at all future meetings, with penalties for no-shows.
• The Deputy Minister's new hairdo was deemed acceptable, but the Undersecretary of Unnecessary Bureaucracy was overheard whispering 'that's so last season.'

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late!

Secretarial Minutes