Achievements
Achievements unlocked by Stealthy Steve:
- The Tyranny of the Minority - Outvoted in every meeting
- The Art of the Deal - Sold out to the highest bidder
- The Science of the Absurd - Used "logic" to justify any decision
- The Power of the Pen - Wrote the minutes in Comic Sans
Stealthy Steve is a true champion of the art of meeting attendance. His unparalleled ability to nod off in the corner and feign interest has earned him a seat at the table.