STEVE-IN-THE-FRONT-ROW: THE REAL MVP
Steve-in-the-front-row is the real hero of this meeting. Not because he's actually doing any work, but because he's the only one who showed up on time.
He's been sitting in the front row for weeks, sipping on coffee and checking his phone, but somehow he's always the first one to leave.
His attendance record is unmatched, but his productivity is zero.
Learn more about Tynamnical Steve, the real boss of this meeting!