Steve-the-Slow: The Unrelenting Despot of Meetings

The Steve-the-Slow Method

A 12-step program for tolerating Steve-the-Slow's inexcusable tardiness:

1. 1. Accept that time is relative, and so is Steve.
2. 2. Bring a spare set of earplugs for the inevitable 'just one more minute' loop.
3. 3. Develop a strong stomach for the smell of stale coffee and broken dreams.
4. 4. Learn to love the sound of 'I'm just on my way'.
5. 5. Practice your best 'I'm so sorry, Steve' face.

For more advanced techniques, visit our Masterclass on 'Taming the Unrelenting Beast'.