THE TYRANNICAL MANIFESTO OF STEVE

By the Great and Powerful Steve, Lord of the Meetings

As a seasoned expert on all matters of tyranny, I have deigned to share my guiding principles with the masses:

  1. The Power of the Meeting Chair is the Power of the Universe
  2. Meetings should always begin with an unrelenting and unyielding tone
  3. Agenda items should be treated with the gravity of a nuclear bomb
  4. No meeting is ever truly "optional"
  5. Decisions made in the meeting room are FINAL. ALL FINAL.

© 2023 The Great and Powerful Steve

Read more of Steve's manifestos in the Appendices Read Manifesto 2: The Tyranny of the Status Quo

DO NOT ASK ME TO REPEAT THIS

ANY OF THESE POINTS. YOU WILL BE REEDUCED.

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