Q: What is Attendees Tyrants Tea Time?
A: It's a meeting of meetings, a gathering of gatherings, a convention of conventions. A place where attendees go to meet their makers.
Q: What's the dress code for Tea Time?
A: Business casual, but with a hint of terror. We recommend a three-piece suit, a fedora, and a menacing glare.
Q: Will there be snacks?
A: Oh, yes. We'll have enough tea for all, but don't expect any cookies. You're on your own for those.
Q: Can I bring my laptop?
A: Only if it's a vintage model from the 80s with a built-in typewriter and a rotary dial.