Queen Penelope's Subjects: A Meeting to Remember

Welcome, loyal subjects, to the most anticipated meeting of the season! Today, we gather to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last of the palace's finest biscuits.

Attendees:

• Subject 456: The Silent but Loyal One
• Subject 789: The One Who Always Forgets Their Crown
• Subject 012: The One Who Eats All the Biscuits
• Subject 345: The One Who Always Asks for Directions

Agenda:

1. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Biscuits

We will discuss the events surrounding the disappearance of the palace's finest biscuits. We will examine the security footage, interview suspects, and determine the course of action to rectify this egregious crime.

2. New Royal Decrees:

We will introduce new royal decrees to ensure the security of the palace's snack supply. These decrees will include, but are not limited to, stricter snack inventory control, mandatory biscuit tastings, and the implementation of Snack K9s for all.

Decisions:

After a heated discussion, we have reached a consensus: Subject 012 is guilty of biscuit thievery and will be subject to a 10-day biscuit rationing period.

Adjournment:

The meeting will adjourn until next week, when we will reconvene to discuss the finer points of biscuit etiquette.

Until then, remember: the palace's biscuit security is our top priority.

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• Read the Meeting Minutes