Relocating Tech Tyrants: A Guide

Are you tired of dealing with tyrannical tech overlords? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the process of relocating these pesky individuals to their rightful place in the depths of the internet.

Step 1: Identification

Identify the tech tyrant by their telltale signs:

• Excessive use of Comic Sans
• Forced use of Microsoft Edge
• Refusal to use emojis in their code

If you've identified a tech tyrant, proceed to the next step.

Stage 2: The Relocation Process

Warning: The relocation process is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Phase 1: Initial Assessment Phase 2: The Relocation Team