We're not actually justifying it, we're just pretending to. Our boss is still breathing down our necks, but at least the coffee machine is always stocked.
Justifying the Invasion of Privacy - Because who needs that, anyway?
We're just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the battery.
Justifying the Invasion of Laziness - Because procrastination is a virtue.
We're just reorganizing our sock drawer. Or maybe just staring at the wall. Who needs productivity, anyway?