The Great Leader's Thesis: A Guide to Dominating Your Peers

A Step-by-Step Guide for the Aspiring Autocrat

By The Great Leader

Chapter 1: The Art of Yelling at People

This is the first step in becoming a true leader: yelling at people. It shows them that you're serious, that you mean business, and that you're not afraid of a little confrontation.

Remember, a true leader is never afraid to raise their voice and make their presence known.

Continue to Chapter 2: Leadership Techniques for the Truly Exceptional

Chapter 2: Leadership Techniques for the Truly Exceptional

Now that you've mastered the art of yelling, it's time to take your leadership to the next level. Learn the art of making your subordinates do your work for you, while making them feel like they're doing it for themselves.

This chapter will cover the following topics: Delegation, Micromanaging, and the Art of Saying "No" to "Yes".

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