Tyrant FAQ
Q: What is a Tyrant?
A: A tyrant is a person who has a firm grip on the reins of power, but a questionable grip on reality.
Q: How do I become a Tyrant?
A: It's simple. Just take a few hundred years of absolute power, add a dash of megalomania, and a pinch of disdain for the common man.
Q: What are the benefits of being a Tyrant?
A: Benefits? Ha! The only benefit is the freedom to do as we say, when we say, and to make the rules, no matter how arbitrary or cruel.
SycophantsQ: What about the downsides?
A: Well, there's the whole "risk of being overthrown" thing, but that's just a minor setback. And don't even get us started on the "constant paranoia of being poisoned"...
SycophantsQ: Can I still be a Tyrant if I'm a nice person?
A: Ha! You'd be surprised. Some of the greatest Tyrants of all time were known for their, shall we say, "diplomatic" skills.
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