Decree No. 1: All meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a state of utter chaos

By the power vested in me, the Viscount of Vacillation, I hereby decree that all meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a state of utter chaos.

Any attempts to establish a semblance of order or productivity shall be met with swift and merciless punishment.

Those who dare to resist this decree shall be cast into the dungeon of despair.

So let it be known, throughout all the land, that the Viscount of Vacillation's will shall not be denied!

Related Decrees:

• Decree No. 2: Mandatory napping sessions
• Decree No. 3: All snacks are hereby declared mandatory
• Decree No. 4: All decisions shall be made by rolling dice
• Decree No. 5: The official language of the meeting shall be gibberish