The meeting was called to order by Vladimir the Visionary at 3:00 PM EST.
- Subtopic 1 - Discussion of the importance of world domination.
- Subtopic 2 - The merits of forcing employees to watch cat videos for productivity.
- Subtopic 3 - Debate on the optimal number of staplers per employee.
Key takeaways:
- The world is overrated.
- Cat videos are the key to success.
- Too few staplers is too much of a problem.