Attendee List for Utopian Engineers' Anonymous Meeting

R. Botswain

Presented a proposal for a perpetual motion machine using only pineapples and twine.

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S. Sparkspanner

Discussed the merits of using sentient AI to manage their sock drawer.

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Meeting Adjourned. Next meeting scheduled for next Tuesday at 2:00 PM.

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