Attendees of the Infinite Loop of Meetings

Welcome, attendees! You've been stuck in this never-ending cycle of meetings for weeks. We're not sure what's more impressive: the sheer number of cups of coffee consumed or the collective eye-roll count.

Here's a rundown of who's who:

• John, the meeting organizer who still thinks a 6am start time is reasonable
• Jane, the coffee aficionado who's been mainlining espresso for weeks
• Tony, the IT guy who's been trying to fix the projector for three meetings straight
• Bob, the guy who's been stuck in the conference room since 2018
• And, of course, the infamous Meeting Ninja, who appears and disappears at random intervals

Want to know more about our meetings?

Read about the Meeting Ninja

Learn about our legendary presenters who never seem to finish on time

Peruse our schedule, carefully crafted to drive us to despair