Meeting Attendance: The Uninvited

Attendees:

• John Doe ( Came in late, left early)
• Jane Doe ( Sent a proxy, but forgot to send a get well card)
• Bob Smith ( Claimed his cat was in therapy and he had to take care of it)
• Bob Smith's cat ( Was not invited, but showed up anyway)

Why did they all not show up?

1. Because they had better things to do.
2. Because they were all at the dentist.
3. Because their cats were in therapy, and they were there for support.
4. Because they were all secretly training to be stand-up comedians, and didn't want to be tied down by a meeting.

What did they do instead?

• John Doe went shopping for new socks.
• Jane Doe binge-watched Netflix.
• Bob Smith practiced his cat's stand-up routine.
• Bob Smith's cat took a selfie.