Who is Bert, Really?
Bert is the most enigmatic attendee at our meetings. No one knows his true intentions, but his love for 3D printed pen holders is a dead giveaway.
Bert's profile says he's a "Consultant" but we're not entirely sure what that means. Is he a life coach? A professional mourner? Or just a dude with a nice tie?
Bert is a Mystery Bert is a Salesman Bert is a Moron