Our Story: Why Not?

We're a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals who have been brought together by the promise of not actually doing anything productive.

Our meetings are renowned for being the most unproductive, yet somehow also the most enlightening experiences you'll have all week. We've been known to spend entire sessions discussing the merits of different types of donuts, and our record for most consecutive hours spent staring at the same PowerPoint slide is still unbroken.

So, why do we do this? Well, it's complicated. Let's just say it's for the sake of our art.

Learn more about our secret handshake, a complex dance that's equal parts confusing and exhilarating. And, if you're feeling really bold, learn about the hidden agenda that drives it all.