Attendee 1: Bob

Bob was the first to arrive, and by "arrive" I mean he stumbled in at 9:47am, reeking of last night's cheap whiskey and stale pizza.

Subtopics:

Why Bob Didn't Shower Before the Meeting

Why Bob Thought He Was the Smart One

Why Bob Was Actually the Smart One

Why Bob Was Just There for the Free Donuts

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Bob.