"Why Not 2-4 Zoinks the Zoinks"
Minutes of the Meeting
Attendees:
- Chairperson Zoinks McSquints, Esq.
- Assistant Chairperson, B. J. P. (Bert the Jester Pooka)
- Dr. P. E. Blitzen, renowned expert on the art of napping
- Baron Von Sneeze, expert on all things sniffly
- Lady L. L. Amper, specialist in the field of loud noises
Reasons why not 2-4 Zoinks the Zoinks:
- Because 3 is a prime number, and we can't just ignore that.
- We have a contractual obligation to meet at 2-4, lest we face the wrath of the Timekeeper's Union.
- We were all outbid by the Sneeze-Blitzkrieg for the same meeting slot.
Adjournment:
- Due to lack of consensus, we adjourned at 3-14, with the understanding that 2-4 Zoinks the Zoinks shall reconvene in 2 months time.
- A motion was made to adjourn, but was vetoed by 3 members. The chairperson was forced to call in a 5th, who promptly voted against the adjournment, thus requiring a 2/3 majority to override.