Attendees of the "Why-Not" Meeting

Why-Not Inc. is a company that specializes in the art of doing nothing.

Meetings are our specialty.

We've gathered here today to discuss the pressing issue of why not to do something.

Why not to do laundry today? Why not to have a meeting about it? Why not to have the meeting during laundry day?

We have a few theories, but our top expert, Bob, will guide you through the complexities.

Meet Bob to learn more about his groundbreaking research.

We're proud to be the only company in the world that makes doing nothing look this exciting.

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll discuss why not to do the dishes.

Learn more about our next meeting.