Meetings: Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Meetings: the never-ending, soul-sucking, productivity-killer of the 21st century. Where else can you find a group of people staring blankly into space for hours, pretending to care about some PowerPoint presentation?

But don't just take our word for it! Meet the attendees of this meeting:

• Why Not 5 - Because they're secretly all secretly hoping the meeting will end soon, but are too afraid to say it out loud.
• Why Not 6 - Because they have an appointment with their therapist to discuss their meeting anxiety.
• Why Not 7 - Because they have a prior commitment to their cat, Whiskers.

(Note: Attendance at this meeting is not guaranteed, due to the highly variable nature of the attendees' schedules.)