Why Not 5-1-1: Because, apparently, we couldn't get the coffee machine working, and someone had to go to the store to get some actual human coffee.
Why Not 1-1-1-1-5: To get away from the fluorescent lighting, which was making her eyes water, and also to plot her revenge for being stuck in that meeting last Tuesday.
Why Not 5-1-1 | Why Not 1-1-1-1-5
Also present: Bob, the guy who ate all the donuts, and Karen, who brought her cat.