You are not Steve Johnson, and that's why you're here. You're probably wondering why you're not attending the "Meetings of the Damned" as well as everyone else. It's a long story, but let's just say it has something to do with the "I'm not going to meetings" movement.
Steve Johnson, on the other hand, is a renowned expert in the field of meeting attendance. He's been attending meetings for years, and his attendance record is so impressive that he's been awarded the "Golden Coffee Cup" for outstanding contributions to the field of meeting attendance.
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