You know, for the love of all that is holy, can someone please just tell me what this meeting is about?
Is it about the TPS reports? The budget? The never-ending stream of pointless memos from management?
No, it's about the color scheme for the new break room.
Because, let's be real, someone has to sit through this meeting so that you can all pretend to care.
And who knows, you might even learn something.
Or, at the very least, you might get a free cup of coffee.
Just click on this link and pretend like you're interested: Why Not Actually Attend