Committee of the Doomed: Ideas

Why Bother?

Because, apparently, someone has to decide what not to do.

More Not Ideas

Current Agenda:

• 1. How to Properly Waste $100,000 on a single PowerPoint presentation
• 2. The Art of Writing a 50-page report on a 5-minute conversation
• 3. Effective Use of Jargon in a 30-minute Meeting

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Attendees

Our esteemed committee members include:

• Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
• Dr. Jane D. O'Malley, Ph.D.
• Bob "The Meeting King" Johnson

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Subcommittees:

We have several subcommittees, each more useless than the last:

• The Committee of the Doomed and the Betrayed
• The Committee of the Doomed and the Deadpan

Disclaimer:

This website and all its content are entirely fictional and not actually useful.