Minutes of the Awesomely Terrible Meeting

Presented by the Committee of the Doomed

Attendees:

• John "The Doom" Doe
• Mary "The Unfortunate" Smith
• Bob "The Unwise" Johnson

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the impending doom
• Item 2: Debate the merits of despair
• Item 3: Elect a new chairperson, probably not me

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: Call an emergency meeting to address the crisis
• Action Item 2: Write a strongly worded letter to our nemesis
• Action Item 3: Order pizza for the next meeting, we're starving

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same doomed fate awaits us all.