Today, we gathered toประก the fate of humanity. And by 'we', I mean the three of us in the room. And by 'gathering', I mean I stood on the table, while you sat on the floor, while Bob stood in the corner, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
Agenda: Why Not Agenda
Decisions Made:
Someone scribbled some notes on the back of a used tissue, and they're... well, I think they're trying to say something, but it looks like someone threw up on the page.
When: Never. Never Meeting
We are the Prophets of Doom and Gloom, and we're here to tell you that it's all going to end very badly. Prophets of Doom and Gloom
This meeting, and indeed the entire universe, is a disaster waiting to happen. Do not attend. Or do. I'm not really sure it matters.