It's your basic meeting, folks. The usual suspects showed up. Except for Bob, who was "sick" and sent his cousin Larry in as a substitute. Larry, who's a professional snail trainer, had nothing to do with the meeting.
On the agenda:
And then, things took a turn for the worse. Someone stole all the cookies. Like, literally all of them. We're talking 3 whole packages of Oreos, and a box of Froot Loops. The look on Karen's face when she realized her prize possession, a single Oreo, was gone, will haunt us all.
The culprit, it turns out, was none other than Dave, who claimed he "just wanted to experience the pure joy of an empty cookie jar". We're not buying it, Dave.