Minutes of Joy - Part 6: The Unofficial Meeting Transcript

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and 3 invisible interns.

9:00 AM: The meeting started. Nobody said anything.
9:02 AM: Bob: "Has anyone seen the donuts?"
9:05 AM: Alice: "I'm good."
9:07 AM: The interns started playing with their pen caps.
9:10 AM: Bob: "What's the agenda for today?"
9:12 AM: Alice: "Uh, we're supposed to make a report."
9:15 AM: The interns started playing 'find the stapler' on the conference table.
9:20 AM: Bob: "I think it's time for a break."
9:22 AM: Everyone left the room.
9:25 AM: The interns were still playing 'find the stapler'.
9:30 AM: Bob: "Meeting's over."

Adjourned at 9:30 AM. Next meeting: same time, same place, same lack of productivity.

Also, can someone please bring more donuts?