Present: Bob, Jane, John, and the AI-powered coffee machine, "Brewster" (who's been malfunctioning again).
1. The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp, despite Brewster's best efforts to brew a new pot of coffee at 9:05 AM.
2. Bob: "I've brought the new marketing plan. It's going to revolutionize the industry."
3. Jane: "I've brought the new marketing plan. It's identical to last week's plan."
4. John: "Wait, which one's the real plan?"
5. Brewster: *whirrs and whines* "Brewing... plan... B."
Minutes of Misery Part 7 (where we discuss the real plan)
Meeting Notes (for those who want to relive the agony)
Next meeting: same time, same place, same Brewster.