Meetings: Why Not to Attend

John's Attendance Record

John has attended a grand total of 0 meetings. This is not a typo.

• Mary: 0 meetings attended, 100 meetings survived
• Johnson: -1 meeting attended, -100 meetings survived (we're still trying to figure out what happened)

Side effects of attending meetings may include: boredom, despair, and spontaneous combustion.

Why Not to Attend Meetings

• They're a waste of time
• They're a waste of space
• They're a waste of breath

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